Sophie and Roman

Well, Sophie is a hot and popular girl. She's pretty athletic and the guys love her for that. Guys from grades above her are attracted to her also, which is pretty badass. Roman, on the other hand is super hot.. kind of a douche, but is SUPER hot. Roman and Sophie flirt a lot and he needs to ask her out.
Roman: man, sophie is pretty hot, but she rejected me once already... whatever

Friend 1: well.. dont give up. that was like a year ago. and she's admitted she thinks your super hot!

Roman: okay, maybe.

Friend 1: Just think.. Sophie and Roman.. dats hot.
by seniors12! October 15, 2011
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Roman Dump

Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.

Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.

Man 1: Wow. You are my God.

Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
by Master of Sageville April 15, 2010
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roman tesmer

boy: he's such a roman tesmer
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Roman Enema

The Romans were the first civilization on record to use enemas, Roman physicians used enemas as a preferred treatment for a range of symptoms. A Roman Enema in contemporary usage is when someone imbibes alcohol via their rectum in order to avoid common signs of drinking, i.e., alcohol breath.
Chris was concerned his boss would smell the wine he was going to drink on his lunch break, so he decided to do it Roman Enema style to avoid being discovered. He filled an empty enema bottle with 750 mL of a velvety smooth California Pinot Noir with hints of vanilla and blackberry jam. He then inserted it into his rectum and savored a slow and steady intoxication that would leave no trace for discovery.
by winokat November 19, 2008
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roman canoli

hey bitch why dont u put those lips on my roman canoli
by johnjaconjinglehiemerschmidt December 07, 2006
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Roman Coliseum

A sex act involving 6 males and at least 3 females. The males form a circle and double team the females who overlap each other. While doing so the males all must lock hands in a circle forming what looks to be a coliseum structure.

It's a version of the Eiffel Tower, only better.
Guy1: Dude, last night we all got drunk and there were only 3 chicks there for all us so you know what that means?

Guy2: No, What?

Guy1: ROMAN COLISEUM!!!
by Shep6sic6 July 06, 2009
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Roman Reigning

To be Highly over} and depend on, to the point that is obvious
Ray: I'm Going to save The World !

Trevor: ok then

Ray: or even the Universe!

Trevor: Don't Go Roman Reigning on that shit Ray.
by Dice Da Savage August 14, 2018
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