When a (girl/boy)friend does something he/she is really bad at you say "Don't quit your dayjob", so they don't think they can make any money on it.
by Hei124567890 February 12, 2010
"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.
The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
Sally: Have you washed your car yet?
Have you taken out the trash?
Have you mowed the lawn yet?
When are you going to take me out?
You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"
Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?
Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow
Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!
You didn't look back while switching lanes!
Your going to get us killed!
You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
Have you taken out the trash?
Have you mowed the lawn yet?
When are you going to take me out?
You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"
Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?
Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow
Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!
You didn't look back while switching lanes!
Your going to get us killed!
You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
by UCRKID January 05, 2010
by Xyttra May 01, 2016
Jeff got mad at some guy at a party and yelled over the music "Quit staring at my dick!" and then left the room.
by Mr.I April 21, 2008
An insult; meant to inform someone that they are horrible at what ever they are trying to do, and should not make a career out of it.
by Isultinator November 21, 2003
When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.
by Ballantine February 23, 2007
Politics? Again? You need to quit talking out of your ass. You don't even know who the President is!
by LizzyBlitz April 04, 2014