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Quantum Ghibstein

The moment you start to fall asleep while watching a studio ghibli movie, and it incorporates itself into your dream for a brief moment. This can result in feelings of euphoria and bliss.
I started to fall asleep while watching howl’s moving castle and I experienced a quantum ghibstein.
by Ghibstein Enjoyer. January 6, 2022
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Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.
by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019
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Quantum Entanglement of the Self

Quantum Entanglement of the Self posits that individual consciousness is not an isolated phenomenon but an interconnected network of multiple versions of oneself across time, space, and potential realities. Unlike traditional reincarnation concepts that assume a single soul evolving through successive lifetimes, this perspective suggests that all iterations of "you" exist simultaneously, influencing and interacting with each other across different states of being.

Key aspects include:

Simultaneity: All versions of "you" exist at once, rather than in a linear progression.

Interconnected Influence: Just as entangled quantum particles influence each other regardless of distance, different manifestations of "you" may subtly shape your thoughts, emotions, & choices.

The Mycelial Network of the Self: Consciousness may function like a vast, interwoven intelligence network, akin to how mycelium connects trees in a forest, facilitating unseen communication and influence between different aspects of the self.

Guidance Without Intent: Insights, intuitions, or even synchronicities might not be "messages" from another version of you, but rather a natural, involuntary function of this structure

This model redefines selfhood, suggesting that identity is not confined to a singular, isolated being but rather exists within a fractal pattern of existence, where knowledge and experience are exchanged across multiple instances of the self.
As Alex delved deeper into meditation, he began to experience what felt like glimpses of his other selves across different timelines, a sensation he couldn’t explain, but one that resonated with the idea of the Quantum Entanglement of the Self—realizing that his consciousness might be part of a vast, interconnected network of multiple versions of himself, each influencing the other in subtle ways.
by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025
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quantum jelqing

quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom
Guy 1: Is that a string?
Guy 2: No, Gary's just been quantum jelqing.
by HawkTuahRegimer October 22, 2024
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Quantum Gay

When someone is Bisexual, but hate to be call a Bisexual. They are instantly Quantum Gay.
Simon : So you’re Bi?
Alex : Yeah I guess, but I don’t like calling myself a bisexual.
Simon : So you’re Quantum Gay?
Alex : Yes sir
by ThatOneBoringBoi February 28, 2021
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Quantum Huzz

Huzz on an extra physical, molecular level, the most fundamental huzz mechanics normally used for inhumane huzz pulls
Yo bro I just graduated with a degree in Quantum Huzz
by jeff the land shark December 26, 2024
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quantum nazi

When you say some nazi shit and then say you were joking when people call you out on it.
Dude heiled Hitler and said he was joking when someone asked him if he's a nazi. Quantum nazi douchebag.
by blasttt July 9, 2025
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