A poundland Paula

This is a way you describe trashy women! You're basically calling her cheap by using the term "poundland" a poundland Paula will More then likely have 2 children with 2 different partners she is the type of woman to smell of alcohol and stale piss! A poundland Paula is someone who is unemployed, scum gutter if you like.

Would you take her home to meet the parents? No bro I couldn't she's a poundland Paula..

by Charlxxe February 14, 2020

Tres-ponding

Verb; to trespond (tres-pond): The act of swimming in a pond that is not legally your own. This act is done without consent of the pond owner and is a misdemeanor in all states, except Michigan.

My friend was tres-ponding in Mr. Humans backyard pond while he was on vacation.

by BenjiBoo12 April 30, 2022

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025