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Playin Possum

To express you will not be attending a lame event.
Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.
by Dr.SteveBrules May 7, 2011
mugGet the Playin Possummug.

possum

"im possum" = "im gay"
by cocksuck420 December 13, 2021
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Drowning the possum

To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis
Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum
by BABARACUS December 12, 2019
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Possum

to "fist pound" and say "possum" is to say nice, or agreed
dude i fucked a MILF last night
possum!
by bob froguana March 27, 2010
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Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
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Oli-Possum

The sexiest person youll meet. Very kind and understanding. Fun and flirty. Makes your day better and makes you want to spank her ass till u break your wrist. Wife material
I met a girl today. Such an Oli-possum 😍
Youre so lucky marry her asap.
by Elenasass March 8, 2022
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