by lil possum June 15, 2021
Get the possum mug.When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.
"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
by (O)victim June 22, 2025
Get the (O)Possum Muffler mug.Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
Get the Humping Possums mug.I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club
by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023
Get the ghetto possum mug.I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club
by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023
Get the ghetto possum mug.A guy who befriends groups of beautiful women with the hopes of “shooting their shot”. They are a sort of scavenger in a harmless way. When confronted on their intentions, they play dead.
by Greasy strangler June 27, 2024
Get the Possum boy mug.A guy who prefers a group of beautiful women, in hopes of “ shooting their shot”. They are a scavenger in a harmless kind of way. When they were confronted about their intentions, they play dead.
by Greasy strangler June 27, 2024
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