Peyton Manning

The quarterback who got his power from his large forehead

Peyton Manning is the Broncos greatest quarterback of all time.

by YourPseudoFuckoff October 10, 2020

Peyton surprise

When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome

“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”

by The Creamster May 18, 2024

Peyton Pflug

the thiccest boy in local town. You probably won't be able to see his face because his chest and shoulders block that view. Looks pretty much like your average Lego. No one knows why, but he thinks it is OK for men to wear ugg slippers in public.

"Mami can I please have that Lego"
"No sweetie, that's just Peyton Pflug"

by T-Rex Underwear May 23, 2019

peyton

a boy desperately love with a girl named after lysol.

womp womp peyton

by WhiteBitxhBecky January 7, 2024

Peyton and Gonzalo

two of the most sexiest people on the planet. their milkshakes bring all the boys and cats to the yard. especially when they are together, everyone wants to be them and want them. they get along with anyone and are not shy. they pretend they have tons of friends, when in reallity they are just mean slutty loser whores.

Your a bigger slut than Peyton and gonzalo!

by noicantugly August 16, 2011

Peyton

Peyton is a intitled butch with an attitude

Peyton is a bitch

by SussyMommy446 November 23, 2021

Peyton

Crazy crack head, has the coolest blue hair, brings a gun to McDonald’s, loves to claim she’s more dominant than Mikey, (even tho he’s the most dominant) says it didn’t smell like soup, (it did!!!!) MEME QUEEN👸🏻 Leader of the Bitches in the corner gang🤟Is madly in love with Brett and cole, sugar baby to satan👺 and sometimes jack skellington, in a 8-some with Mr Levine, Jack skellington, satan, me, Mikey, Cindy Lou whore, and Nolan, is depressed af, Literally the most fun to hangout with and be an insomniac with🥰🥰🥰

You just got Peyton-ed!

by MessieJane December 29, 2019