Sour patch

Someone you start dating that seemed to be bad but turns out they are sweet.

Man I thought Billy was a sour patch always getting in trouble but on our first date he was a real gentleman.

by AngeleyeswAngeleyeswhit87 October 3, 2017

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patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.

"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."

by Sys4dm September 15, 2017

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Dragon patch

Group of hairs located on a person’s lower back right above the butt crack. Sometimes an extension of ass hair, but must be visible with pants on.

Wow! This is the first time I’ve seen Nolan with his shirt off — damn he has a nice dragon patch!

by anonymous October 2, 2021

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Sour Patch

When you put lemon juice on your pubes and then someone eats you out

Trisha put lemon juice on her pubes so that Calvin could eat her Sour Patch.

by ballsinurjaws3000 August 5, 2021

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Patch of dicks

Collective noun for a group of dicks and/or a group of men gathered in a single spot.

Hey, check out that patch of dicks

by Dicktation December 12, 2018

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Patch-Eye

A term used to describe a man who wears an eye patch. Typically used in Compton and other Urban areas. Only the most hood and badass people use this term.

Gangsta 1: I heard that guy beat up Steve

Gangsta 2: Which one?

Gangsta 1: Zach, the one with the Patch-Eye

by Mario is pronounced like Wario April 22, 2011

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