Naruto

idk i don't like Japanese pornography cuz i have a life. its like some gay idiot who likes to suck some guy named Saskue dick. and like wines about him 24/7. also he like had a guy named arikera who saved narutos life or somthn, gave him free food and was always seeing if he was ok, but because Naruto is a faggot, he thinks his enemy who was his teammate, almost never worked together and aruka was his teacher and let him pass or somthin and also both of there parents died from HIV even tho Akirea or whatevers parents died to from ebola or somthin too, but he is to old for naruto to fuck to he fucks saskue. also because the writers are feminin they decided to make naruto or something, like get the shit beaten out of a girl named sakura like the bacteria, he also lets her make fun of him or somthin and he is an orphan. but like when she gets "harassed " the snowflake writers want to show that girls are "strwwwongg" and she gets really strong or somthin. then the people now look like if the artists took shrooms while drawing them. bro idrk about this. also if you are a lgbtq activist and like Naruto i am sorry for u.
person: naruto gay

snowflake: GwEwTT YoUr HeAt OuT oF YoUr AsSs mNaTll sNnUTTunt WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

person: damn what about all of the opinion shit u wrote
by B)ees April 09, 2021
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A little twerp who always needs his friends help. He has a big mouth and is way too confident for his own good.
Naruto, you really are a loser.
by HappyDestroyer5k November 23, 2020
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the big idiot who can't tell i he's about to fall of a cliff and die
random person: hey Naruto your about to fall of a cliff
Naruto: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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A stubborn ninja that is so cute that has blonde hair blue eyes he has a crush on Sakura Haruno and is always active.
Person 1) Man Naruto is so cute 😍

Person 2) He is stubborn tho.
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is the best protagonist and anime to ever exist and nothing comes close
guy 1: yo what u watching
guy 2: *watching naruto* oh I'm watching the best show in all of fiction
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A big fuckin' shitty anime for kids.
Gay dude: Hei guys have you seen the last episode of Naruto
Normal dude: I'm not a lonley faggot
Gay dude: But I will become the hokage of this primary school
Normal dude: *punch that gay dude in the face*
by Grrimoire April 21, 2018
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Naruto is an anime about a kid who became a ninja. He was mocked by other ninja because he had the nine tail's inside of him. The Nine Tails attacked the hidden lead village before Naruto was born. During that fight Naruto's father, Minato, sacrificed himself and Kushina, Naruto's mother's life to save Naruto's. By sacrificing their life's, the Nine tails was sealed inside of Naruto with a jutsu. Naruto Had a dream of becoming Hokage. (The leader of the Leaf Village) At the age of 12, Naruto was trained by Kakashi Hatake, with two other students, Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha to form Team 7. Sakura has a big crush on Sasuke and Naruto has a crush on Sakura. Team 7 completes lots of missions for the villagers. Sasuke's brother, Itachi killed every person in the Uchiha clan and Sasuke lives to get revenge. Jiraiya, one of Naruto's new teacher's declines title of Hokage and goes searching for Tsunade to get her to become hokage. Jiraiya and Naruto go to train for 2 years. Sasuke joins Orochimaru and leaves the village. Naruto and Sakura try to get sasuke back. Years later, When Adults, Naruto became hokage, and married Hinata Hyuga, whose had a very big crush on Naruto. Sakura ends up with Sasuke.
Person 1: dude i love Naruto!!
Person 2: sameee
by billieeilishhhh December 23, 2020
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