surprise taxes

Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.

I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.

by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014

Life Tax

When you pay for something, usually of a small value, that you don't want or is of no value to you, for example asking for no cheese in the drive thru and when you get home you find out there is cheese and is not worrh the trip to return it so you throw it away.

I just got life taxed when I got home and found out the gallon of milk I just bought was expired.

by Urbanplanner June 2, 2018

Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.

Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.

by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012

Sleep tax

The catch up sleep your body forces (sleeping through alarms, etc) for staying up too late for multiple days in a row.

Man I slept for 12 hours and missed my appointment, I knew I shouldn't have stayed up playing games three nights in a row. Sleep tax is a bitch.

by tbhinevercared February 4, 2018

birthday tax

Being forced to contribute to friends' birthday gifts because it would be socially unacceptable to decline.

John: "Hey everyone! Sam's birthday is coming up, let's all contribute to a gift!!!"
Sally: "Sure! I'm in."
Matt: "Me too!"
You: "Same here." (I'm not even close to this person, why am I getting birthday taxed?)

by jord34239 July 7, 2022

Charlie Tax

Charlie Tax is a term that was founded in Texas and has slowly become popularized around the USA. A Charlie Tax is essentially when someone is having sex (backshots specifically) and yells out Charlie Tax while recording. It is similar to the Fanum Tax derived from the popular Twitch streamer, AMP Fanum, but instead of taking one's food, the Charlie Tax is taking one's virginity or recording some other kind of sexual intercourse.

Ralph: "Hey did you just hear someone in the other room yell Charlie Tax?"
Ford: "Yes don't you know what that means? It means that he just "taxxed" his partner's virgnity!"
Ralph: "Ok that makes sense now. I remember seeing that trend on social media platforms such as Tiktok and Instagram."

by kingoftaxation September 29, 2023

Taxed to Death

When Taxes get to high due to socialism some people may get taxed to death; a feeling similar to death due to to much taxes this may in fact cause you to temporarily live in your Friends trashcan.

Guy 1: Damn the taxes are real high right now
Guy 2: ya my friend just got taxed to death, and now he get out of my my trashcan!
Guy 1: poor guy.

by sub to yeet thins December 7, 2018