Miranda Milf

The best type of Milf ever. A Milf who isn't a mom.

Guy: Omg she's such a Miranda Milf!

Guy 2: Yeah she has big tits.

by Mumps6667 January 23, 2023

The Miranda special

A sex act that involves perking off a guy using your feet and elbows, so you don't get your hands dirty because you have to make coffee. Then at the end you'll throw an iced caramel macchiato in their face

This guy was being a total ass, so I gave him the Miranda special

by Den18 April 18, 2025

Hailey and Miranda

the best pair of friends youll ever find. hailey also wants ice cream from mirandas house but she says no.

Hailey and miranda: friends

Hailey: can i come over and have icecream?

Miranda: no.

Hailey: ok sybau

by imyourking June 9, 2025

Miranda Math

Austin gives Miranda chocolate.

Miranda spills chocolate on herself.

It’s Austin’s fault.

That’s Miranda math

by Crackkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeddddddd May 9, 2024

Miranda Math

If Austin gives Miranda chocolate & Miranda spills it on herself…it’s Austin’s fault

That’s Miranda math

by Crackkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeddddddd May 9, 2024

Miranda

The Taurus alignment with the Orion constellation created a sliver of time in which the name Miranda was born. People with the name Miranda are often associated with aggressive and uncomfortable behavior, likely due the intensive adaptive radiation those folks were put through on their descension down to Earth from the star dust of Uranus.

Miranda is mean.

by Miranda's #1 Analyzer May 20, 2024

Lin Manuel Miranda

Lin Manuel Miranda is the guy who made a hip hop musical about the founding fathers the biggest musical of the 21st century. And yet Disney still overuses him for one single type of music.

Man: "Lin Manuel Miranda is overused."

by Spagballs March 17, 2024