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Hailey and Miranda

the best pair of friends youll ever find. hailey also wants ice cream from mirandas house but she says no.
Hailey and miranda: friends

Hailey: can i come over and have icecream?

Miranda: no.

Hailey: ok sybau
by imyourking June 9, 2025
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Miranda Math

Austin gives Miranda chocolate.

Miranda spills chocolate on herself.

It’s Austin’s fault.
That’s Miranda math
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Miranda Math

If Austin gives Miranda chocolate & Miranda spills it on herself…it’s Austin’s fault
That’s Miranda math
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Miranda

The Taurus alignment with the Orion constellation created a sliver of time in which the name Miranda was born. People with the name Miranda are often associated with aggressive and uncomfortable behavior, likely due the intensive adaptive radiation those folks were put through on their descension down to Earth from the star dust of Uranus.
Miranda is mean.
by Miranda's #1 Analyzer May 20, 2024
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Lin Manuel Miranda

Lin Manuel Miranda is the guy who made a hip hop musical about the founding fathers the biggest musical of the 21st century. And yet Disney still overuses him for one single type of music.
by Spagballs March 17, 2024
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Miranda

Miranda… where shall I even start? Once you Cross paths with her you’ll never look back. She has this smile that is so beautiful it will blind you, her deep blue eyes majestic eyes will send chills down your spine.

Rumour has it that she’s so hot that everytime she touches something she burns it!! And…guess what, she is mostly responsible for rising global temperatures as a result! Not only is she the prettiest girl out there, she has such an amazing personality too. She is REALLY smart (best doc ever), and is hilarious!!! Her accents are so funny that you won’t stop laughing all night. She also has super powers and can read you mind, and loves 🐵. She is flawless, and every time I say goodbye it’s a real struggle…she’s all I can think about.

Yours, E
Miranda - Herrrooo tickets back of the cinemaaaa
by Monkeyhoney xx February 16, 2022
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Miranda

A lying hoe who will cheat on you on chrsitmas day and break up with you for some pinocio looking motherfucker
by TheRealCH March 1, 2022
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