Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

miguel

miguel can be the best friend u can ever have and is very smart and can help u if ur name is zyrah he can help u if u have mental problems and can make the best handshake ever.

miguel help me get an a on the test

by my friends call me august March 10, 2023

Miguel

A chill ass nigga who likes to shoot guns and shoot his shot. He always simping but he the father of simps. Nigga always down for anything and smart af. Ladies hit him up cuz he a real one like a diamond

Miguel “She’ll respond back”
Friend “fucking simp lmao”

by Natpeterson November 23, 2021

Miguel

Miguel its a God at Wii sports

Oh man, Miguel its the Wii sports god and i like him very much

by Alfarroba November 22, 2021

Miguel

A person who believes they are intelligent but actually messes everything up, most likely overweight, probably has Native American accent, and probably has a obsessive crush on someone

Miguel keeps bothering us and wants to hang out with us.

by AnonymousIntilligence October 2, 2019

don miguel

An old man who is your dad's mom boyfriend and a person who nicknames every grandchild and is Hispanic

Dad: don miguel has a old drinking bottle and calls my so boregito.

by Miguel parra lopez November 22, 2023

Miguel Salamanca

A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.

I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.

by abc31 July 14, 2023