Methias

a big loser who often reminds people of a snake

person 1: Is that a snake?
person 2: No its Methias.

by kissme2005 October 21, 2019

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Matthias Cookesworth

Nabs kids, sees minute old bits and probably has a 1 inch dick.

This grade A wrongun has become infamous due to his behaviour and is a well known miscreant. Typically hangs around the Highlands In his car by Fisher Price trying to tryout some of the local cuisine.

In his spare time he loiters around Betfred shagging bike locks.

Le Small: My juice tastes funny.
Matthias Cookesworth: Cosby Time ;)

by Epikkun December 29, 2019

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Mattias

Mathias spelled wrong

Teacher: Spell Mathias
Student: M-A-T-T-I-A-S
Teacher: Thats Mattias not Mathias you retard nigga

by MonkeyJunkeyTikkiTokki June 23, 2020

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Matthias Francisco

A poopoo head with a barely functioning sense of humor that offends more people than it makes laugh. He also has too many Bionicles and a questionable search history.

Steve: “Y’know who Matthias Francisco is?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”

by Many_Small_Children June 2, 2020

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