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Person1: she called the cops on you? Person2: hell yea Person1: damn what a snitch Person3: maria is a snitch? Person2: yes bro on my mom Person1: snitches get stitches
by Txhoeeeee October 27, 2017
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she doesn't really talk as much. it looks like she is a exciting person, probably when you meet her she will be a nice person until you make her mad,she is holding so much anger inside.
dont always be friends with maria.
by lolthisisfunnylmao August 23, 2018
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Typically an overweight human being of thr femal gender. Hair color from blonde to dirty blonde relative of the season. Has a large weakness to heartbreak, especially when never actually involved in a relationship. Also has a tendency to overreact, cry, snort, and share the most discreet information to those she should not. At the same time has a strange sense of humor only few people understand. Occasionally flys into battle with a hammer, similar to Thor Odinson. It is not wise to be friends with a Maria, they could physically and metaphorically crush you at any moment.
Eww, Maria has a cruch on you. Best to break her heart before she crushes you first.
by SilasBlack December 17, 2018
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A person who gossips.
Don’t tell her anything, She’s a Maria!
by Chonielopez February 4, 2020
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She may be dramatic and annoying but she is the most funniest person you will ever meet. She will always find a way to make you smile even after you cry. At first sight she is beauty. Everyone who starts talking to her will want to be her best friend. Don't ever befriend her because is you do she will ATTACK you mentally. She will make you wish you had never had met her. However.....BOYS watch out for this scary girl!!!! Don't test her and don't play with her feelings because she is a very sensitive girl who will not take your BS. She is not like the mother of Jesus
"Wow do you know that maria girl?"

" Ya she is pretty cool"
by The_Truth250 April 10, 2020
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A hot big titted babe who wants to slob on my fat weaoner
Maria makes me hot
by FatBlackMaleWhoLeftHisCHild91 December 18, 2019
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a girl who never made it over the border
maria never made it...
by Lil_Mexy March 12, 2020
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