making johns

making excuses. see no johns. Used mostly in the SSBM community.

"He said he lost because I counterpicked Corneria, but everyone knew he was just making johns."

by LBK! of CIC December 11, 2006

Make a horse

An artistic, time consuming way of excreting faeces. Inspired by the way glass-blowers make animals out of hot molten glass.

"What are some special skills of yours?"
"I can Make a horse I'll show you."
"you do that too? You're hired"

by 182-90210 February 18, 2011

make dumplings

Euphemism for taking a dump

Hold on one second, I need to go make dumplings.
John is in the bathroom making some dumplings.

by bobli July 10, 2022

making bove

The physical act of making sensual butt sex.

My girlfriend was undergoing monthly construction so I asked her if she was interested in making bove with me instead.

by Jublia November 20, 2016

Makes no ends

An obscure saying with suspected origins in Ireland. Used to express indifference or lack of concern about a particular choice or outcome. Synonymous with "makes no difference." Typically used in the context of expressing personal nonchalance.

It makes no ends to me.

by C.Swann July 13, 2023

Making Hummus

Similar to flicking the bean but instead of flicking you are pulverizing the clit until orgasm and it is raw and smashed to a pulp kind of like how a garbanzo bean is smashed to make hummus.

You can tell Quanesha was making hummus earlier because the whole apartment smells like rotten pussy.

by Taste the ROE August 13, 2017

Making Knees

Rubbing knees with another person in a manner alluding to sexual attraction.

"Dude, he was totally making knees with Roxy. I think he wants to bone her!"

by actual-size September 14, 2013