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When a black chick is giving you head, and after you blow your load you say "You're free to go."
I gave that bitch a bit of the ol' Abe Lincoln last night.
by John Cocks February 16, 2007
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Lincoln Way Central

A place in the south suburbs of Chicago that’s full of drugs and is probably older than you. The bathrooms are the most traversed place in the school and they would always smell of mangoes or mint vapor if it wasn’t for the 20 year old piss stained walls. If Lincoln Way Central wasn’t

the first high school building in the district then it would’ve been shut down long ago and Lincoln Way North would be standing proud. It’s a wonder how it not shut down yet due to some health violation
Person 1: Hey do you know what Lincoln Way Central Is?
Person 2: Isn’t a place that’s full of druggies?
Person 1: Yeah, it’s said you can smell Juul pods wherever you are in the school.
Person 2: Wow it sounds like a horrible place.
Person 1: It sounds like a horrible place because it is!
by Last First February 21, 2020
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Pizzaman Lingo

The words that are hip and happenin' when used in a conversation with a pizza delivery man.
This pizza smells wammy-in-the-kajammy, is appropriate Pizzaman Lingo.

Search wammy-in-the-kajammy for more details on the word.
by Wammy_me_in the_kajammy April 18, 2009
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Delhi Limo

A car, with origin unknown, generally with hub cap spinners and an auto parts store sound system. Often the panels are mis colored, or colored naturally from oxidation.

Tires cannot be all 4 of the same make, or size. At least one seat belt serves no purpose, other than ornamentally.

Driver also has a criminal record, and will likely pick up more people than there are seats for and cruise around town looking for more. At least 3 passengers are want to be gang members, as they had joined because the armed forces wouldn't take them due to flat footedness, or inbreeding.

After the car stops working, it is always abandoned, or sold to a meth user to be recycled or traded for drugs
Neven's delhi limo STILL had gas in it when he pulled it back out of the canal using his moms delhi limo and some chain from his front fence to pull it out
by Flaming Cheetos April 7, 2011
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Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln created peanut butter and wanted to give credit for it to a black person so the southerners would accept the blacks as their equals. However, before the plan could be put into action, John Wilkes Booth, who "despised legume racial harmony", got wind of the plan and shot Lincoln. 31 years later, the plan was revived by President Grover Cleveland. Cleveland heard of a young black botanist, Carver, who had invented over 300 uses for peanuts, but amazingly, "mashing them up and eating them wasn't one of them". Cleveland constructed an ingenious plan to allow Carver to receive credit by leaving a jar of peanut butter to an unknowing Carver, who received the credit for the invention. There is thought to be a Jar of Truth that has prove that Carver did not invent peanut butter but the Illuminati are dedicated to finding it and destroying it to keep the world from going back into racism.
by defintionguy February 24, 2012
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lincoln logs

A fantastic toy. Has been in existance for at least 50 years. Vaguely reminiscent of Legos, but made of wood instead of the cheap, brightly-colored plastic that so dominates the toy market today. These pieces of wood were round, and maybe a foot long, and were notched, such that you could build a real log cabin, but one that would fit in a corner of your room. All you had to do was make a square with 4 logs and line up the little notches, with the left and right sides under the top and bottom sides (or the other way around). Then add two more logs. And two more. Repeat until your cabin was as tall as you wanted it to be. A very simple process, but it was really cool. It also had some sort of a roof, though I don't remember exactly how that worked; I just remember the roof was green.
by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005
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lincoln-douglas

A style of debate centered on a value, a value criterion, and a set of contentions. Commonly shortened to LD.
Affirmative: ...please cross-refer to my case, and then you will clearly see how my opponents value falls, and in turn his whole case.

Negative: I would first like to point out that....
by Kevin May 1, 2006
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