Pony Loaf

1.The act of a receiver giving a blow job to a poo log which is being excreted by another person squatting above the receiver

2. The act of a one person performing fellatio to a poo log excreting out of another person, who is squatting above the person performing the fellatio upon the poop.

Thomas was never allowed to kiss his girlfriend on the lips after she pony loafed him

by Anthony Marty January 23, 2009

toronto maple leafs

Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven

"The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?"
"1967"
"Wow, that's a long time ago"
"No kidding"

by Hockey Fan October 16, 2005

Nut Loaf

A cake of assorted nuts.

I could really go for a nut loaf right now.

by Bill Richardson February 6, 2008

barracuda loaf

An unsliced loaf of white bread. Etymology unknown.

"I can remember when the "barracouda" sic (white un-sliced) loaf went rock hard when stale..."

"The barracuda loaf used to be five pence ha'penny."

"The Nanny's would buy a barracuda loaf and they also loved the big round pork pies."

by porges September 15, 2009

Toph It and Loaf It

Following sexual intercourse with a woman (or man if you are into that kind of thing), the act of taking a deuce on the chest of said partner.

chrisTOPHER: "Dan you my boy. But remember that hot girl from the club, I'm going to toph it and loaf it."

by TophsBoy February 3, 2010

Hot Sourdough Loaf

When you fuck a dirty slut with a yeast infection and then make her suck your dick.

Dear sirs, your upstanding daughter let me give her a hot sourdough loaf in exchange for a monetary donation.

by SloppyGuthries November 3, 2009

toronto maple leafs

The most loved yet hated team in the NHL. Most haters are usually jealous of the popularity the leafs'and their fans have. (Just remember) that the leafs hold the second most stanley cups in the league. haters tend to IMMEDIATELY jump in with "no cups since '67", "they suck", "they're too old" or other immature, insightful and hilarious comments. HA!

There are a lot other teams who suck a lot more than the leafs, so why don't all you haters go waste your life and obsess over that? Oh right, it's because you're jealous of the LEAFS. No one hates "losers" that much. Get a life. GO LEAFS GO!!

by TuckerLover July 14, 2004