Kirby Jones

Kirby Jones is a really cute guy who will give you butterflies whenever you see him. He’s the type of guy who has unlimited confidence, it’s like he’s scared of nothing, he’s also the type of guy who would be really good to date, he’ll be a really good/loyal boyfriend and will be kinda overprotective. He’s also a goofy kinda guy who has a lot of friends, he also has a bit of a sensitive side but he’s loves being outdoors and love to rock climb. He also has a lot of muscle.

That guy over there look really cool

Oh yeah that’s Kirby jones, the really cute and sting guy

by Fluff butt06 March 29, 2022

Kirby's Death

The day Kirby 4LPHR4D on twitter, proshipper and creator of colatwt, 'poisoned' themselves over being called out on the shitty things they've done. Their last words in their discord server were "anyways my poison is kicking in in about like 15 minutes so like hooray you guys got what you wanted!! bye byeeee". They also made a suicide note on twitter where they said 'waddle on' in reference to club penguin.

"Do you remember Kirby's Death?"

"You mean when lil bro suibaited over being called out? Yeah."

by isaacwhysbiggestfan November 22, 2023

Kirby

A pink puffball that sucks up everything like a fat boy at a Golden Coral

Whoopsie daisys I seemed to have pulled a Kirby and eaten my best friend

by Fatman’s World August 13, 2020

Kirby

A sexy pink blob

Kirby kikkin real ass

by she said she was twelve!! September 3, 2021

Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021

Drew Kirby

Absolute sped. Very tall and skinny but despite his lanky stature, he is very good at sports. Typically baseball but sometime basketball. A major flirt even though he is such an ugly fuck. Every girl despises him but he just keeps trying.
Basically a fucking parasite to the human existence. Fuck this kid

Person 1-Did you have sexy with Drew Kirby?
Person 2-Yes, his peepee was small

by adjhafljgefpiusf March 29, 2019

Kirbyed

An action that involves being completely ate from any other thing that can eat you in a single bite.

He got kirbyed by that crocodile, he is a failure.

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023