Jens

A man so old people think he is retired 50 years ago. Makes more money than most people, but haven't used any of them
Since 1953 when he bought an ice cream for his wife.

Oh my fucking god, is that Jens walking over there??? I thought it was a dinosaur

by Old daddy May 13, 2017

Jens

Mongo

Jens er en mongo fordi han barberte vekk håret sitt

by DankassBoi420 June 4, 2017

Jen Hours

When a person stays out doing sketchy things until the early hours of the morning. For example, 3 am would be 9 pm in jen hours. Almost like dog years, but in hours.

"Bro did you see jakes snapchat story at 4 am, he was hitting up every lit party on the block"

"Yeah dude! He wasnt even tired, he's been on jen hours lately"

by Meltherealog June 20, 2017

Jens

A very intense person. He always gets mad over the littlest of things, like mentioning his name.

"Fuck of you fat cunt"
"I obly mentioned your name, Jens"

by Hein._Konijn June 29, 2017

jen wen

The phonetic spelling of how to pronounce the name “Jennivine”. Has Chinese origins and is mostly used as a nickname. Once the name catches on, everyone calls that person Jen Wen - even the teachers!

“You’re such a Jen Wen!”

by We're Evil November 28, 2017

Jens

He is a bitch. To be honest I don’t think he should belong in this world. Jens’ are special cuz they are deaf and blind but they are not mute. We think he needs to be mute. Jens’ are bad friends mostly on gaming. They have a limit of 15 subs on youtube

That guy is really annoying and makes me rage when we play moomoo.io is his name Jens

by Retarded_BitchTurd May 7, 2018

Jen

The good jen

There Jen heard she got smashed by 5 guys

by Sillygoose456 May 7, 2018