life

Pointless things people do between ejaculations.

Speaker 1: "My Grandma is 110 years old."
Speaker 2: "What a long life!"

by Tired of life December 28, 2016

life

The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.

Life was a bit less of a bitch today.

by Anakior November 23, 2017

Life

The hardest thing you'll ever have to go through. Sometimes you won't even want to go through with it...

Damn, life really sucks

by YaBoiHayden July 1, 2017

A life

I could have saved one tonight but no one will fucking listen to me. Who's fault I'd that!? Yours you piece of shit.

Hym "What does it take to save a life? You don't fucking know. Because you don't understand heroism. You are what I thought you were."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

Life

Not the only thing that knocks people down.

Not everybody who says they got up after being knocked down really got up. Some were always helped up by an authority figure in life.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2020

life

life is a little idea of an exam that everyone fails and hates

life is a bitch

by okfijkfijif November 20, 2020

Life

Is a path of lots of twists and turns but at one point you fall off a cliff.

I hate my life

by Big MoTo March 24, 2019