why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.

Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even

by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021

sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

i think you already know what it means

"Nintendo fans": wow THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTE TRASH! HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING GOOD?
Nintendo: bruh, that is Splatoon 3, a game you have all wanted for a long time now.
"Nintendo fans": OH PLEASE, ITS JUST GOING TO BE THE SAME THING AGAIN AND BAD!
Nintendo: ALRIGHT FINE! what about pyr-
"Nintendo fans": WOW JUST ANOTHER ANIME SWORD FIGHTER
(if you watched the direct, you will know what happens)
"Nintendo fans": EVREYTHNG YOU DO IS TRASH!
Nintendo: IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

by someone else thats not u March 22, 2021

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

i do not approve

i do not approve of what you just said

"Among us" I do not approve.

by iDoNotApproveOfWhatYouJustSaid June 8, 2022

how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

Why do I like cloud so much?

A phrase mostly said by a good friend of mine that has a crush on someone who’s code name is “cloud”

Why do I like cloud so much?
I don’t know
But their so nice…

by carranza6520 May 3, 2022