can i haz cheese burger

start with amazingly funny pics of cats doing funny things text was added most then it was dubbed lolcats popular was can i haz cheeseburger

the kitty said can i haz cheese burger!

by iwiniwiniwin October 24, 2008

I just can not figure out the way

You want to cheat on your wife but you can't find a good excuse for your lover.

Bob: Hi beautiful, I just can not figure out the way to get away for a couple of hours because I am so extremely busy that I can't even explain it to you.

by Bobbobobo December 2, 2007

Can I knock you up?

A saying from England that means to knock on your door. If your related to somebody from england, tell them that and see what they say.

English Man: Can I knock you up? American Lady: NO! YOU CREEP

by Badasscrackermotherfucker August 24, 2011

Can I hakuna your matatas?

Meaning “Can I fondle your breasts”
Either male or female tits

Hay Ashley. Can I hakuna your matatas?

Hay Dave. Can I hakuna your massive man matatas?

by 7472638 July 13, 2019

can i ask you a petro

another way of saying “can i ask you a question”

friend 1: hey, can i ask you a petro?

friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?

by theriddler123 November 15, 2022

Can I see your basement?

Just someone asking to see a basement in your home. Nothing more.

Man & Woman
M: Hey, miss, you have a nice house.
W: Thanks.
M: Can I see your basement?
W: Sure, let's go to my house! I park my cars in my basement.

by chubby.cows April 5, 2019

Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office, you pushed her!

2: i didn't do it!

1: go now!

2: Can I get a witness??

by Alfons Richter April 8, 2008