by Coontorf January 22, 2022
I just can’t keep my composure.
Everything is getting very stressful. I’m very bewildered about the future.
UD Jews, I might need some help
I am not sure what to do…
Everything is getting very stressful. I’m very bewildered about the future.
UD Jews, I might need some help
I am not sure what to do…
I’m really nervous
by Death Menace January 01, 2023
You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.
People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary
People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary
by Chased by lobster August 12, 2019
An expression to say I’m off to dream land. Dorothy in the Wizard if Oz sings “I’m off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, because because because of all the wonderful things he does.”
by AtomicCyclone July 20, 2022
Young Timothy was very ashamed that he had searched up naked emoji movie characters, and typed ‘I’m sorry FBI agent’ into the search bar.
by pureboredom March 25, 2023
This is usually said by the crappy-feeling New Yorkers before their sixth cup of coffee.
Said wearing all black with New York accent.
Said wearing all black with New York accent.
BMW: Honks before the light is green while pedestrians are crossing on crosswalk
Pedestrian: Hey I’m walking here!
Pedestrian: Hey I’m walking here!
by NewYorkerThruAndThru August 25, 2022
Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft
by Death is coming January 03, 2020