Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.

Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."

by Leminader August 03, 2015

Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child

Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house

by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010

hop on tarkov

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game

Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*

by alexstfu March 03, 2021

Hubby Hopping

A girl/boy who jumps from another girls dude or another guys girl to another.

My best friend cheated on her boyfriend by hubby hopping to my boyfriend.

by wynter012 April 09, 2012

Hop in the box

v. getting in the shower; n. hotbox (as in smoking marijuana in a sealed car)

I’ll call you right back i’m about to hop in the box.
Do you want to hop in the box?

by poohbear74 September 20, 2019

hop on auu

a phrase used by auu players used to request for rough anal sex and cbt. also uncommonly used to request for a blowjob

Yo you wanna hop on auu?

Yea ill be there

by notproductionlolololol August 20, 2021

Dinosaur Hop

Dance move. When put to song could be the next big dance move among hip hop debutants. Directions are simple: First you put your hands up to your nipples (in dinosaur claw form), then you jump around like a stupid cripple. Its the hop, its the dinosaur hop.

Yo I fucking love this song, lets do the Dinosaur Hop!

by Hard Hat Harold October 05, 2008