I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021

cyanide & happiness

Usually said simply as Cyanide and Happiness, and sometimes misspelled "Cynaide and Happiness", a webcomic hosted at explosm.net. Recurring themes involve necrophilia, rape, illness (Cancer, AIDS), pedophilia, and poking fun and Christianity's Jesus of Nazareth (All in good fun, of course). Recurring "characters" include "LOL Fag!" man, Punchline Spoiler man, et cetra. The series (with updates every day, on most occasions) is most prominent for its black comedy.

Cyanide & Happiness happens to be the only webcomic I really find amusing; opinions vary, of course.

by Epith July 1, 2009

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

sha of happiness

A rare world boss spawn in World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria (OK, it first spawned in the US forums, but then quickly spread around Azeroth). Whenever it spawns, the sky turns red, any nearby critters turn hostile, and...

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Oh noes! The happiness!

The horror and terror in this realm is unfathomable! I must put a stop and en...

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*blinks* Stand strong adventurers, the reign of the Sha of Happiness shall end shortly.

by Kelerei October 24, 2012

sunshine golden happiness

an instance in which extreme gayness is shown between two men and lasts for 20 minutes.

Matt and Jacob just shared a moment full of sunshine golden happiness.

by Quail Man Man Man Man April 17, 2009

Eternal Happiness

Is when you find that one person that you know that you want to spend the rest of your life. The person that you wanty to go through the ups and downs with. the person you want to grow old with and have children with. And one day hope to marry. Eternal happiness is when you finally found something that will forever make you happy.

Jasmine Mi corazon y Mi todo:)<3 I love you bbe, you are my eternal happiness.<3

by The one who fell in love February 22, 2012

Cyanide and Happiness

Unlike the dumbass who just made an opinion above me. Its a web comic with hilarious jokes. Some people don't like it, some people do. You can find the series in www.explosm.net

Guy 1: Cyanide and happiness is so awesome!!!
Guy 2: It sucks dicks.

by Bicko August 25, 2007