coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

Cling Hanger

When a pornographic video ends ebruptly before the viewer has had a chance to ejaculate.

Man, I was watching a porno yesterday and it ended on a total cling hanger.

by BOOTYSQUIRT January 28, 2021

hangeroused

The act of being both hungry, horny and angry.

I am so hangeroused that I hit my burger in anger and jerk off afterwards.

by Neobonde September 1, 2018

titty hangers

The bumps you get when you shirts or sweaters have been hanging too long.

Man, I didn't realize this shirt had titty hangers, ugh!

by Ruralrowboy June 16, 2016

Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

alabama cliff hanger

A male hangs on an object, and the femal is under the male, while the male is taking a shat, to which the girl then bites off the feces halfway through his shat

I just scored last night! I got to do the Alabama cliff hanger with this $2 hooker!

by The chainwaxers January 12, 2018

Do-Hanger

Male genetalia, the penis if you will

"Put your Do-Hanger away, we've got company damnit"

by Hi2day420 September 11, 2025