thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.

My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut

by Simon Trinculo June 16, 2024

Sepultura Haircut

The Sepultura Haircut is the sexual act of twerking on a soda can while a vacuum sucks you of and a man sprinkles your toes with salt and pepper to step on later.

A: Have you ever heard of the Sepultura Haircut?
B: Dude me and the wife do it all the time!
A: ok thats kinda weird bro..

by Pissguy9 July 7, 2025

Barbershop haircut

A barbershop haircut costs a quarter.

Mason 67 gets a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter because he doesn't give effoc

by idontgiveeffoc_9 September 8, 2025

Ryan's Haircut

Definiton: slang for when you wanna refer someone's dead trim to a coconut

Ex: You are as shit as Ryan's Haircut.

by Ryan's Shit Haircut May 30, 2018

idaho haircut

An old school term for a vasectomy

Cant believe its not in here

Im done with babys Im goin to Doc for the Idaho haircut

by Rachpr65 December 12, 2018

Slovenian Haircut

When a male ejaculates on two lesbian women scissoring who haven't shaved in a long time.

I wanted to give my 2 girlfriends a Slovenian Haircut.

by BananaPepper0348 April 14, 2024

Haircut

When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline

Yo I gave that bitch a haircut last night

Randy gave that girl in room 201 a haircut😏

by epichpap69 January 7, 2023