A Homie Condom is when you're out of condoms and you want to smash girl but you want to do it protected still, So your Homie lets you put your dick in his ass while he puts his penis in the girl unprotected taking all the risk of an STD or an unwanted baby.
Tristan: Noah man I need you to be my Homie Condom.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.
by LuxieBoi June 28, 2019
Get the Homie Condommug. by AssTits101 May 2, 2018
Get the homie hourmug. When an imbibed friend is forced to decide whether to ditch one of his homies for the chance to procreate with a girl he would not normally consider mating with.
Jeremy had to make a Homie's Choice when he left John to pursue a girl whose name he had forgotten and who subsequently denied him any poonaney
by WMOC March 11, 2009
Get the Homie's Choicemug. A girl you’re in a relationship with but she’s also your homie, and even if you break up she’ll stay your homie.
by Kruegertrooper May 6, 2021
Get the Homie GFmug. The act of putting out a cigarette, cigar, or blunt on a friend to bond you for life. Commonly done on the arms or legs, but can be done on any other part of the body.
(Typically done while under the influence of alcohol)
(Typically done while under the influence of alcohol)
by KDCastle June 23, 2011
Get the homie burnmug. Homies fight with love. To "homie fight" means to show a lot of affection; give them lots of compliments, hugs, etc.
by 8272e82928l28283l8283a December 7, 2017
Get the homie fightmug. by regina smith May 23, 2008
Get the homie homug.