Gump

A hearty kick/smack/whack.

"Give that door a gump"

by Mattshe99 May 14, 2022

Forest Gump

Taking a shit (dump)

Man I need a forest gump
I've just been for a forest gump

by chiken-lover June 4, 2022

Forrest Gump-ing

The act of sitting at a bus stop and forcing people to listen to your life story.

"Any plans this Friday? We should go Forrest Gump-ing!"
That's all I have to say about that...

by TheGiff November 12, 2021

Gumping

When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.

Hey I was gumping her last night!

by Stop taking the name I want March 11, 2022

Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.

Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?

by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022

Gump it

To haul ass, make haste

Bob: "The cops showed up so we had to gump it out of there"

by TesticularContorsionLover September 12, 2021

Boris Gump

The offensive name given to the British Prime Minister relating to his perceived ignorance and stupidity - and named after the Hollywood Character Forest Gump

Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.

by FlintMac September 25, 2021