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Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.
Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."
by WordsWise July 10, 2024
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global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato
Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?
by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021
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Global gossips

A group of obsessed men who want to be Internet Dolls. They can’t spell and are so desperate to be cool. Nobody knows them.
We’re like global gossips, we need to fix that.
by KJJJJJJJ October 9, 2021
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Global Perspectives

Global Perspectives is the most useless subject to ever exist
by Mata November 28, 2023
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Rapid Global Warming

1.The nonexistent problem that is supposedly caused by human beings, where carbon dioxide is in the air due to the burning of fossil fuels that is very unlikely to happen. Scientists think that the earth will be uninhabitable by 2300 , which is very false . The earth heats slowly, assholes.

2. To rapidly morb.

3.A theory.
1.Rapid Global Warming is supposedly destroying our economy.

2.He has rapidly global warmed his own enemies by sucking the blood out of them.

3.The rapid global warming is just life.
by Broken knife June 14, 2022
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global strike

The big protest week (or day) for the pro-Palestinians on the X (formerly Twitter) platform. Called out by Palestinians. It is not only about Palestine, but also for other countries experiencing genocide such as Sudan and Congo.

The most common rule of a global strike is to prevent talking about anything not related to the genocide (or "interests").
Sane person: "I don't want to participate in a global strike."
Insane pro-Palestinian: "How dare you! Don't stop talking about Palestine, your silence is complicit."
Sane person: "You guys act like the GoAnimate counterpart of Boris from Caillou."
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 21, 2024
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Globalization

Something you spend way too long on in geography.
Person 1: Damn bro we've been talking about globalization for hours
Person 2: I know right
by ThatAnonymousBloke April 6, 2022
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