global warming

Mother nature putting down her clothe.

Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.

by skeletonian April 18, 2021

global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Global Entry

Internationally getting your back door(man buns) kicked in either by choice or chance.

The foreign exchange student likes get global entry when out of the country

by Byron Long Jr. July 13, 2022

Rapid Global Warming

A false statement that describes Earth rapidly heating up because of human activity .
However, science has proven this wrong. Because the earth is not heating up rapidly , but slowly . Like, life will not go on after 10,000 years.

News: Earth is dying due to rapid global warming and racism!
Me: One, Earth is heating slowly, and two, get help.
Rapid global warming

by Broken knife June 13, 2022

Rapid Global Warming

1.The nonexistent problem that is supposedly caused by human beings, where carbon dioxide is in the air due to the burning of fossil fuels that is very unlikely to happen. Scientists think that the earth will be uninhabitable by 2300 , which is very false . The earth heats slowly, assholes.

2. To rapidly morb.

3.A theory.

1.Rapid Global Warming is supposedly destroying our economy.

2.He has rapidly global warmed his own enemies by sucking the blood out of them.

3.The rapid global warming is just life.

by Broken knife June 14, 2022

Global warmer

Someone who farts so much, their contribution to greenhouse gas raises the average temperature of Earth.

Gavin ate chili. He's going to be a global warmer for two days.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

global eboy day

September 31st every year is global eboy day

Me: no way it’s global eboy day
not eboys: 💻👦

by PhillyDelew September 26, 2022