gettin goofed

Smoking a blunt to your face, in a matter of seconds.

Ron- Hey what are you doin?
Ted- Oh nothin, gettin goofed

by crabnigga November 21, 2011

Gettin’ Jiggy With It

When one forces themselves onto the verge of asphyxiation in pursuit of self-pleasure by way of ejaculation. Predominantly performed as a solo act with a belt.

Brad was found Gettin’ Jiggy With It in the closet at work.

by Gettin’Jiggy404 May 12, 2025

gettin' stealthay

To have a secret sexual relation with someone. To get butt while keeping it on the DL.

Guy1 : Hey man, you get any butt recently?

Guy2 : Yah dude, how about you?

Guy1 : Yah but tell me who???

Guy2 : I can't man, I'm gettin' stealthay

by King Of Butt October 15, 2011

Gettin' Dunked

A euphemism for someone's progression toward drunkenness, much like getting "wasted," "hammered," "plastered," or "sloshed."

Especially appropriate for ballers, or in sports bar scenarios.

"Dude, I'm gonna take some shots. GETTIN' DUNKED!"
"Get dunked, bro!"

by Fistpump Snowbear September 20, 2012

Gettin' dildoed

When someone who is bald passes by and you or a friend sticks a dildo on his head. The bald person then just got dildoed

My bald teacher is gettin' dildoed

by 6EIoT May 22, 2023

gettin jiffy with it

When your partner performs anallingus on you like a dog working a kong full of peanut butter.

gettin jiffy with it falls on Sunday Funday.

by anonymous December 22, 2022

gettin Jiffy with it

When your partner performs analingus on you like a Rottweiler working a kong full of peanut butter.

gettin Jiffy with it happens on the weekends only.

by anonymous December 22, 2022