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watching the lion king

"Ma~an I gotta piss!"
"There's a bathroom right in school..."
"I skipped, we were watching the lion king."
by Embrace your inner hebrew. October 28, 2007
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Swatching

Looking for Sasquatch in descrete areas, usually a great northern exciting adventure. High and low, warm or dry, great sporting event.
"Hey Dougie, we just got this fresh snow on the ground, let's head to Arcadia to go Swatching!"
by C-Fizz January 24, 2010
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People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012
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Watching Godspell

verb.

Watching Godspell means you are one of two things, or a combo of both.

1. A member of the cast of some production in a tiny town, WAY WAY WAY off Broadway.

2. An extreme Broadway Musical fan. aka-a friggin NERD!
Girl 1: Hey! What part did you get?
Girl 2: I got Gilmer!
Girl 1: Well I guess I know what we'll be doing for the next few weeks...
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: Watching Godspell!
by Esilanna June 26, 2008
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watching the news

the cover up story for watching pornographic material on the internet.
Mike: so what have you been up too today?

Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.

Mike: sick

Rufus: I love watching the news
by mickymickymouse March 9, 2011
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Watching paint dry

Used to describe Manchester United.
I didn’t do much today, i was watching paint dry.
by Kopthis October 3, 2019
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Watching the clouds

When sitting upside down on a couch so that your legs are where your head should be and then have someone squat over your face and fart.
My friend was watching the clouds, I was getting rid of last nights curry gas.
by R.Kelly55 March 26, 2021
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