A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.
Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?
I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
by Funkyard August 20, 2013
Get the fuzzy douglasmug. When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
by Ten-eight June 25, 2022
Get the Fuzzy Handcuffmug. As i spread her legs , a fuzzy mango was revealed right in front of my very eyes . I was frightened.
by lamassmokingcigarettes October 28, 2016
Get the fuzzy mangomug. by Eewin May 23, 2014
Get the fuzzy bastardmug. The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.
Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".
by apafor2 October 15, 2013
Get the fuzzy altoidmug. by ushift April 2, 2020
Get the fuzzy milkmug. When a woman sits on a man's face who has a beard and he eats her out until she cums all over his face like the rain in Seattle.
by Spaulding81 July 6, 2019
Get the Fuzzy Seattlemug.