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The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021
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Creased White Air Forces

Just as dangerous as regular Black Air Forces. If you see someone playing basketball or walking in creased white air forces avoid them at all costs
Guy 1. Woah that guy has Creased White Air Forces.
Guy 2. Let’s avoid him
by just a nibba tryna fuk January 25, 2020
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force

when something doesn't quite work,is a stretch, or isn't smooth or subtle.

like forcing out a joke that isn't funny or wearing an outfit that is forcing a certain look but just makes you look stupid or trying to sing a note that's too high
Bill: Like my trendsetting polka dot bow tie?

David: It's a force, but if kids these days are leaving the stickers on their hats, then any fashion is possible

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xx1337sniperoverlordofchaosanddestructionxx: Yo...

David: No, shut up, that username's a total force. You need to go outside more or something

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by newton north '10 ftw! July 6, 2009
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Air Force Juans

Knockoff Nike Air Force One's made in Mexico, we're talking some 3rd world country sweatshop shit.
"Hey man, did you see the new exchange student's kicks. Decent colours. What model are those??"

- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."
by The.Dman March 18, 2011
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Fantasy Mission Force

1. The greatest movie ever made, featuring Jackie Chan. The movie includes commandos, zombies, and Japanese Nazis riding muscle cars to say the least.

2. A clan of the same name, abbreviated to FMF, currently destroying all opposition in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
John: Did you guys see Fantasy Mission Force?
Gary: Of course, but I never would have expected Jackie Chan to win at the end!

55 Gold Cross: Oh shit! FMF! I better drop out of this lobby!
by Jackie-Chan August 6, 2009
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Marine Force Recon

Marine Force Recon
1) Best military fighting force in the whole fucking world

2) Chuck Norris in miniature
You can run, you can hide, but Marine Force Recon will find you anyways and kick your filthy ass across the globe

Terrorist 1: Hey, whats that?
Terrorist 2: I think its a.... Oh FU...
by Sheepe January 30, 2008
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aqua teen hunger force rule

Do not tell a prospective lover that you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force until after you've had sex. This can be applied to any habit or avocation that is likely to prevent you from having sex.
"Dude, don't tell her that until after you've nailed her. Don't forget the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Rule."
by "Hot" Karl Marx November 10, 2006
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