Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs
Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.
by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021
mugGet the Vacuum cleaner filtermug.

Filter joint

A small joint in which a filter is rolled and marijuana is put in the tip of the filter and hit like a one hitter. Reported to get the average person higher than normal because of the close contact of the marijuana to the mouth. The shorter distance allows less THC to be wasted, hence the reason a filter is used.
Hey, all I have is .02, want to smoke a filter joint?
by The Big Puffer December 28, 2014
mugGet the Filter jointmug.

Hobo Filter

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.
"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"

"No, I can't hear anything lately."

"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"
by Vash8504 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Hobo Filtermug.

media filter

Mass media "filters" filtered out new stories and facts that are presented in major local, regional, national and international news media outlets. The five classes of media "filters" are:

1) Ownership, especially when media ownership is consolidated and participatory with regards to self and special interests.
2) Funding sources include both internal and external sources of financing the reporting.
3) Sourcing - where sources can influence action taking advantage of their value to the source, and which can negatively affect access and reliability, and punish those that negatively impact the source or the sources constituents.
4) Flak - negative responses to a media statement, article, or program. It can be lawsuits, intimidation, violence, boycott and destroying livelihood.
5) "being branded fear activating ideology that is not accepted by the hegemony". - communist, socialist, liberal, etc.
The reporter could not get past the media filters with his highly controversial stories, even though they were well documented and fact-checked.
by mlhiss December 15, 2019
mugGet the media filtermug.

bozo filter

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems
He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.
by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2010
mugGet the bozo filtermug.

The Filter Feeder

A military punishment in which a shower trough is plugged and flooded, and then a full platoon is required to ejaculate into the flooded shower. The individual being punished must then suck in the water through their teeth, filtering the semen from the water. The punishment is complete when the water passes a black light examination and is cum free.
PFC Lesiecki only took 6 hours and 17 minutes to complete the filter feeder punishment. It’s a new record!!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 23, 2025
mugGet the The Filter Feedermug.

Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.
Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!
by Arbas April 12, 2024
mugGet the Fairfax Coffee Filtermug.

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