Ethan

Ethan is the type of person to have the biggest shlong. His meat penetrates very deep into dudes assholes. He also enjoys sports and being cracked at fortnite

Did you hear about Ethan? He has a huge cock

by Big_Phat_Cock January 19, 2021

Ethan

A lonely room dwelling vampire who spends all their time inside and is forever alone

Anyone: wot did u do last weekend?
Ethan: stay inside and didn't see the sun

by Ethan the lonely October 13, 2019

Ethan

The THICKEST of them all...

Wow Ethan you thicccccc!

by Master ballz September 16, 2019

Ethan

A total car phanatic who you can love inside and out. He takes time out of his day to make you feel special and worth something. You could be feeling like absolute sh*t but he'll brighten your day right up just by talking about a stupid 1989 dodge charger.

Yeah, I love that guy. His name is Ethan.

by definitely not lili November 29, 2019

Ethan

The THICKEST of them all.....

Wow Ethan, you thiccccc!

by Master ballz September 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the best person I know. He is the coolest, and the “bestest”. He is a pro-Minecrafter. He is also the King of the North. He be the best, and I love him more than he loves me.

Ethan, I love you.

by Thiskiddo March 28, 2021

Ethan

An Ethan is a guy you fall in love with. He can be a total asshole but something about him makes u can’t let go. Ethans are the most attractive boys out there. If you get yourself an Ethan you’re lucky and there’s no going back. No matter how many times you end you’re never really done.

I just hung out with Ethan, I think I’m in love.

by M_vdog November 2, 2019