Ethan is always the type of guy who would say something very rude and no one would say anything just because he’s popular(ish). He always cracks jokes (only 50% of them are funny) and only 1/256 girls like him. Because he is just that bad.

“Have you seen what Ethan put on his story”
“WOOOOOW IMAGINE BEING THAT RUDE”

Ethan by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020

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Ethan

A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.

Did you see Ethan?

Fuck he's a stud.

Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.

Ethan by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020

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Ethan is the type of person to have the biggest shlong. His meat penetrates very deep into dudes assholes. He also enjoys sports and being cracked at fortnite

Did you hear about Ethan? He has a huge cock

Ethan by Big_Phat_Cock January 19, 2021

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Ethan is someone that will always puts a smile on your face. He cherishes your happiness over his own no matter what you do. You always need to treat him with love and respect because he will love you unconditionally.

Ethan is my best friend!
I can’t wait to marry Ethan!

Ethan by redheads do have souls March 20, 2021

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