Ethaning

When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.

Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.

Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.

Bro 1: Yup!

by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020

Ethan

A guy with a fat cock and will eat you out at any point just call him up

Friend 1 :Hey did u get eaten out by Ethan

Friend 2 :no not yet

Friend 1 :oh just call him

by Bob fagot May 23, 2020

Ethan

Ethans are typically people who try their best in everything they do. They respect everyone, and they are so effortlessly funny. Ethans also are pretty good looking, but not so good at spelling. :p

Girl A: He was hilarious. Who was that?
Girl B: Oh, that was Ethan.

by Persona individual August 3, 2020

ethan

ethan is a smart guy do not let him go he will be there for you. if you meet an ethan you are extremely lucky he is kind to all of his friends. he also likes to go under the bed sheets with his gf which is extremely lucky

ethan is nice

by sexy women 67 June 1, 2020

Ethan

Very confusing and annoying. Incredibly stubborn.

Ughh I just met an Ethan

by very annoyed sasha June 2, 2020

Ethan

Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man

ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose

by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020

Ethan

Somebody who is abnormally short.

Person 1: Did you see how short that man was? He was like 4' 8"!
Person 2: He must be an Ethan.

by dwere September 11, 2020