douchebag

-your boss
-the prick that cheats on your girlfriend
-someone who puts their flat cap hat backwards
-someone who poses like a thug in solo or group selfies
-a worthless asshole
-someone who thinks they're better than people

Can you stop being a douchebag, it's pissing me off.

by xilvergman February 10, 2015

douchebag

A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.

Rick Santorum is a douchebag.

by vwboy1026 May 17, 2012

Douchebag

The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.

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[e-mail] ==> Douchebag 100%

by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014

douchebag

Someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself and fucks girls over. Usually a male with a small dick who thinks he is better than everyone. They also often have a lot of money, which is why they act the way they do.

Girl 1: I'm so sad I thought he really liked me and he broke my heart.
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!

by sadgurl6969 November 22, 2016

Douchebag

An outfit consisting of: Cargo , khaki shorts, Long vans socks, vans, and usually a plain white tee, energy drink shirt, sometimes with a hat.

Jack: Hey look over there, ian's wearing long vans socks and khaki shorts. Andy: What a douchebag

by Urban Defin3r June 4, 2011

douchebag

a person who exibits massive amounts of douchebaggery and gayness or a person who calls themselves a pimp.

that kid bigalpimpin from eastchester is a giant douchebag

by kms12 December 26, 2008

douchebag

A word used by people who are afraid to go against the trends of mainstream society.

When he called the bus driver a douchebag I knew he was just another sheep.

by defdream September 1, 2009