Pulling a Daunte
Pulling a Daunte by Soup Town Funnies January 21, 2011
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Hold you DAHN and PAHND your MAHTH
Definitely not considered any variation of rape, getting held dahn while someone pahnds your mahth is a metaphor for domination, one way or the other. The phrase, over centuries, is derived from a version of ancient Yinzerguese (Honus Wagner, 1517 AD) mixed with modern vernacular. Dahn, Pahnd, and Mahth are, in today's language, down, pound, and mouth. Therefore, using today's English it could be said "I will hold you down and pound your mouth, metaphorically speaking." Again, this is not sexual assault and anyone who claims otherwise is a clahn (clown, modern English).
"Dat guy ehwver dare is a fuckin' clahn, I wanna hold you dahn and pahnd your mahth!"
"I was playing Sega and my friend held me dahn and pahnded my mahth in that game."
"I was playing Sega and my friend held me dahn and pahnded my mahth in that game."
Hold you DAHN and PAHND your MAHTH by RogerT July 14, 2026
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