Curtys

The superior to Curtis. Tends to be less of a self absorbed butthead. Other Curtis variations write their own definition and spam pages with fake 5 star reviews. What a bunch of fakers. Any one unfortunate enough to have obtained a Curtis in their lives should look into trading him in for a less tall blonde and annoying Curtys.

Oh. You meant Curtis is coming. Ugh. I thought you meant Curtys. Whatever I'll just stay home

by Not Lauryn December 26, 2019

Curtis

Someone who loves Marcus

Curtis

by Kinkz November 23, 2021

Curtis

That dude that you found out you have a crush on since 5th grade and sent him here because he doesn't have the balls to ask you out.

Girl: you still like that boy

Girl 2:yeah his name is Curtis

Girl:dang when will he make his move

by Thatrandomcow December 9, 2021

Curtis

Has the biggest cock and biggest personality in the world

Wow Curtis has such a cock and is sooo cool

by Curtis124432 November 5, 2022

Damon curtis cox

Hot sexy motherfucker that is very caring. Has big muscles as well as a six pack and is very scary when mad. He is very kind, loving, and a good friend.

Damon curtis cox is very sexy with his big muscles.

by Sexy Muscle man November 16, 2019

Curtis

To die, usually unexpectedly (to Curtis, Curtising, Curtised),

Jaden: yo, you know what happened to Bradley?
Lucas: No
Jaden: He Just Pulled a Curtis

by ThanosTheTankEngine May 4, 2025

Dirty Curtis

When you're trying to wipe your ass and your asshole pinches off a piece of toilet paper and sucks it up inside.

I got a Dirty Curtis when I wiped my ass and had to shit it back out.

by anonymous October 11, 2025