captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency

Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb

by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

Crackhead

Andrew Chavez

Andres Chavez is a crackhead.

by nkqwdnhGYRQWYTGJ September 30, 2019

Crackhead

A brokeass bum who needs some love but don't nobody want to fuck

Look at this broke ass crackhead

by Babygirl5941 October 21, 2019

crackhead

A habitual user of substances that is both dependent and displaying scummy behaviour.

Fay is such a crackhead even though they keep denying it, they cant stop using drugs.

by HOSSIK January 18, 2023

Crackhead

someone or something who is stupid and well because they just are a crackhead

Savannah Barnes is a crackhead.
Savannah Conte smells like a crackhead.

by Savannah B & Savannah C December 7, 2018

Mc crackhead

Mc crackhead is a person called “mat it o” , they have stickers of there friends and have goodass momo jojo roasts

omg are you being Mc crackhead again Mario?

by Xxx_sallyzz December 27, 2019

Crackhead Corner

The side of dunkin' donuts where the crack heads of north merrick go to get high and fuck around with their friends. A very disturbing sight to see

Did you guys see the crackies at crackhead corner!

by Snazzy Duckling January 22, 2021