Cooper Coons

(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper

The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.

by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012

cooper hutchinson

you know the classic story of the knight and the princess? The one where the knight fights the other kingdoms and dragons all on his own just to save the princess? Cooper is the princess.

Cooper Hutchinson is ok.

by Luke is gay81 May 3, 2018

Liam cooper

Is extremely good looking and is incredibly good at lacrosse but some how doesn’t pull for shit

You:yo Liam cooper pull that girl
Liam cooper:I FUCKING CANT

by LacrosseKing October 21, 2023

Brett Coopered

The act of Brett Cooper reacting to your content.

Hey bro! Did you see that Brett Cooper reacted to your video on TikTok? You got Brett Coopered.

by Pro Life Hottie August 11, 2023

polly cooper

The oldest Cooper sister in Riverdale, and the leader of a cult.

Person: do you think it will be revealed that polly cooper is the leader of a cult in season 3?
Me: definitely!!

by someone19383 September 30, 2018

Matty Cooper

A Matter Cooper is a girl(or guy) with expert skills in oral sex.

Wow, that girl is such a Matty Cooper, she gave me the gluck gluck 9000

by CustardSoil September 21, 2022

cooper dye

A man with an massive dick that get a lot of hoes and is constantly rejecting women beacause he only has one girl in his mind and that is the girl at Memphis pizza cafe

Cooper dye is so hot I want to suck his fat throbbing cock

by Wiener head 69 February 16, 2022