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collective häkeling

A type of german gay orgy, that uses crocheted sex toys instead of regular ones.
Person1: "Did you visit Tims collective häkeling last week?"

Person2: "Yeah my butt is still sore because of that crocheted buttplug."
by TheCrocheter27 February 3, 2017
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Collective Manipulation

Collective Manipulation, not to be confused with Crowd Manipulation. Collective Manipulation is the intentional or unintentional usage of micro and macro aggression, manipulation techniques, such as laws, rules, expectations, love bombing, pressure, guilt, emersion, buzz words, suggestions, etc. mostly focused on one or several individuals by a much larger group in order to make them do something that is beneficial to the collective.
The international cult had millions of members and used collective Manipulation in order to recruit new members.
by on August 11, 2024
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Mans Collection

A type of collection granted typically when you do something good against your opponent

Eg. Break someones ankles in basketball or beat someone in a game of some sort
When you beat someone or do something good the person typically says "mans collection is due!"

Or If it's something spectacular or embarrassing the opponent does you would say " This is a Mans collection, clean up is due on isle 5"
by Todgenmans August 20, 2024
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Curb Collective

Possibly a music collective of all time. Autistic stimming type beat. Famous songs: Lean on tha J
by Cian_is_my_name February 13, 2023
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re-collect

When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)
I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.
by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024
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internet collective of weaponised autism

A group of spasmoidal mouth breathers who group together to bring down SJW by counter-arguing with irrelevant points until they break
I summon the Internet Collective of Weaponised Autism to shut you down!
by Bromgerine II June 5, 2018
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