Soldier: Sir we’re out of bullets!
Space Marine in bass-boosted voice: ENGAGE IN GLORIOUS MELEE COMBAT
Soldier: But sir that’ll get me killed!
Space marine: DO IT OR I’LL SHOOT YOU MYSELF
Space Marine in bass-boosted voice: ENGAGE IN GLORIOUS MELEE COMBAT
Soldier: But sir that’ll get me killed!
Space marine: DO IT OR I’LL SHOOT YOU MYSELF
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A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.
Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
...
State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
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State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008
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A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as Yuppies.
They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"
In other words Stuckup Cunts.
A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as Yuppies.
They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"
In other words Stuckup Cunts.
Abi: "I was just talking to these guys over there and it turned out one of them was a real Colgater."
Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."
Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."
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