The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

by Apprefo December 09, 2021

clinton plan

Travel arrangements including everything necessary and extras including sexual favors.

Bill traveled across Europe on the Clinton plan staying at fine hotels with daily blowjobs.

by Chaitonics August 23, 2017

clinton kohler

Clinton Gay turd that watches too much debate videos

" wow that Clinton Kohler really jerks off too much."

by Fuckmeinthehardjellyanus March 27, 2016

hillary clinton

America's Best Presidential Candidate Ever, but unfortunately USA got fucked by Donald Trump and he won. Hillary Clinton should kill him and save America from Donald Trump the Fucker.

Hillary Clinton will kill Donald Trump and become the next president.

by lijordon January 19, 2017

hillary clinton

A better choice over Donald Dump for president. No idea why people elected the TRASH DUMP.

Hillary Clinton should be the USA president instead of TRASH DUMP.

by lijordon November 19, 2016

Reverse Clinton

Bill Clinton said “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”. A reverse Clinton, in all its simplicity, is the opposite of the quote - having sexual relations with that woman.

-I’ll tell you something - I’d love to pull off a reverse Clinton with her over there.

by Agger V October 27, 2022

clinton scarf

When you get choked by Clinton while you blow him

I gave her a Clinton Scarf for our anniversary

by gorgorgorilla January 22, 2016