Christopher

Christopher is a short, small looking fella, he hasn’t got many friends and he’s always lonely, his dad likes to heat him when he comes home.

A: hey what’s up chris?
Christopher: nothing, just getting beaten by my dad!

by LigmaBigFatBalls January 18, 2020

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Christapher

A Christapher is annoying little spastic. A Christapher would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Christapher is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend

Did u here that Christapher guy get rejected by that girl over there, little spastic

by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020

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christophee

Christophee is that guy you think is normal but is actually super gay and was raped as a child. He has a boner for his friend Tyler.

His parents are known as Daddy 1, and Daddy 2, Daddy 2 raped him.

Christophee has brown hair, a spit fire hat, green eyes, and a vans shirt and jacket

Christophee is totally gay

by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018

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Christphobic

The modern term to being a blasphemer or to be in disregard and disrespect towards christian people, Christianity, and their GOD.
Similarly, used when someone is openly blaspheming Jesus Christ and other Christian personalities.
Similar to using the word Islamophobic (The Muslim version)

"Christians and their God is so delusional" - John said
"Yo, that's Christphobic!" - Mike said

by eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 9, 2020

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chirstopher

He is the best person in the world. it feels like no matter what I do he will always love me . I love him so muchhh . he makes me happy. he is always there for me when I get hurt. he is an amazing person. all these girls like him but I don't care if he likes me or not I love him so much.

Chirstopher is the best person ever .<3

by someone 12371166 May 10, 2018

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