champion van

Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.

Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"

Teacher: "What?"

Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by Definition Sensei October 13, 2016

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Haircut Champion

The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.

In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.

'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'

'He's such a haircut champion'

by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011

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Breakfast of Champions

That thing your dad says.

Boy, this sure is quite the breakfast your mother cooked us— a regular breakfast of champions.

by SomeDude22 April 27, 2019

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raining champion

King of the piss kink

“Yeah I got a piss kink. In fact, they call me the raining champion.”

by *•*Anon*•* March 23, 2022

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Champion Slidin’ It

When someone (typically younger) used to rock retros and Lebrons because their parents used to make sure they stayed fresh and had a whole variety of them to wear back in the day, with the Ralph Lauren and the Tommy Hil. Usually used to be the freshest kid in middle school to junior year. Now shit got real and their parents stopped buying them everything and they realized that they broke af in reality but they still think they got drip so they buy and pair of socks and champion slides (usually black or says “champion” all over them) and that’s all they wear every single day, also usually with a white T shirt and gym shorts.

“Damn, I remember when that boy had all the hoes back in softmore year cause his clothes!”

“Yeah, but his people stopped spoiling him and he realized shit ain’t sweet without mommas money so he started Champion Slidin’ It”

by MakoDollaz October 16, 2019

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