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Topcoat Candy

The crappy candy you put on top of the bowl for trick-or-treaters on Halloween so the good candy is leftover.
Some of examples of topcoat candy are jellyfruits, pretzels, stale candy from previous holidays, generic "handmade" caramels.
by Pollo_Loco_27 November 3, 2009
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bandy candy

Candy that has been crafted by Satan himself. Candy so disgusting that it makes you want to kill yourself than eat more. Appear to be Smarties on first inspection, but once you bite, you realised your mistake.
Comes in toy Volkswagons sold in Dunnes Stores.

Absolutely should not be used for "bandy candy eating contests" which can result in vomiting, severe injury and occasionally death
1: I bet I can finish off all this bandy candy before you!
2: You're on!

...20mins later...

(on floor)
1: Oh god! What have we done?!
2: I want to die!
by Katie "the whore" Redmond November 2, 2007
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candy kid

A Candy Kid is a Raver with such a positive vibe that he/she feel she needs to turn himself or herself inside out and wear this vibe. A Candy Kid is not a Candy Kid because of what he/she wears. A Candy Kid is a Candy Kid
because of what's inside. There is a huge amount of positive energy inside and usually the Candy Kid will not give a damn who is watching him/her and will run around the rave like he/she owns it or knows everybody there. There are ravers who are true Candy Kids, yet do not dress the part.

Not all Candy Kids do drugs. Like any other raver, drug usage varies from Kid to Kid. Some Candy Kids come to be high on the music alone.

Believe it or not, Candy Kids are not all gay, straight, or bi. The majority aren't anything at all. They just are themselves.
What most candy kids dress like...For the most part...

The Candy Kid's attire varies greatly from Kid to Kid. Some prefer the LA style faux fur pants.
Faux fur is a synthetic fur fabric made from polyester. The fur comes in various colors, lengths.
The whole pair of pants is made from the faux fur. There may be a stripe or many stripes of a
contrasting fur material going down the side of the leg. Some may choose to take already store
bought jeans and sew in inserts on the sides of the leg. The insert patterns rage from 60's-80's
cartoon characters (smurfs,he-man,snorks,care bears,rainbow brite,get a long gang, star wars,scooby-doo)
to todays modern characters (sesame street, winnie the pooh, arthur, toy story, teenage mutant
ninja turtles, power rangers). Sometimes the inserts will consist of faux fur as well. As well as clothes,
the Candy Kid will have in a huge ammount of floursecent plastic bead necklaces and braclets which are
called, "candy jewlery". The beads are bought at craft strores or toy stores. Some Candy Kids
purchase huge plastic blocks, balls, or links to use as a wallet chain. The Candy Kid also wears a kid's
backpack.
by Danny Price July 18, 2008
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candy goth

This is usually a goth type person, who just mixes his/her(usually her) normal black with bright colors. Like striped socks from Hot Topic or something.
person: i love that goth chicks black and lime green striped socks
other person: she's not goth, she's "candy goth"
by TangoMaureen December 19, 2005
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Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009
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Candy Dog

A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.
Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!
by Starla69 October 12, 2012
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Candy-Ache

Whenever you have WAY too much candy on Halloween and you feel like you want to puke.
Dude... im having a Candy-Ache right now so watch out!!!
by jetpackboy14 November 1, 2009
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