canyon condom

It is the condom women wear when they do not want to get pregnant. Similar to a male condom.
It is also something a male wear when they perform anal and do not want a frosted asshole.

Ex 1.
Girl: Baby please I'm tired...
Guy: Put that canyon condom back on, I'm going in.
Ex 2.
Guy 1: Are you ready yet? ;)
Guy 2: Not without a canyon condom on.

by NoeyJoeyLoey July 20, 2015

man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.

When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.

by Woordsmith December 14, 2019

Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.

Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!

by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025

horsetheif canyon

A great place to live. Craziest parties like no other. Great area to do drugs and alcohol since the security is trash. Great scenery from the mountain behind the community. An all around great place for teenagers and young adults. Definitely not for the lightweight drinkers and smokers but an amazing place to have a good time.

Horsetheif canyon great community for the tweaks of the world

by All American Man December 24, 2017

Polluted Canyon

When one flows diarrhea between the breasts of the partner or receiver.

So YOU were the one that gave her a polluted canyon?

by Poop Tex April 10, 2016