Fraberknackle Bullshit

An outrageous event event that is more unbelievable than just your regular everyday bullshit.
Did you see that O.J. verdict? Wasn't that some Frabernackle Bullshit?
by SBD March 27, 2005
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Bullshit IMAX

the whoring out of the IMAX brand name by trying to trick people. These new “IMAX” theatres are really just nice digital screens with good sound, but they ARE NOT IMAX, in that they don’t have the huge 72 ft gigantic screen which people would expect. However, they still charge $5 more for tickets as they would for the regular IMAX.
Last night I went to see Star Trek at a bullshit IMAX theater.
by SP4WN May 15, 2009
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Bite the Bullshit

Jumping through the hoops by putting up with bullshit.
Manager guy: I got a VP position at Wal-mart because I did a presentation on how the company is good for communities.

Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate

Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit
by Mistahtom December 23, 2005
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bullshit tennis

A sort of banter where two people have a convo about something which they both know is total bullshit, back and forth, to the point where they're not sure whether to believe each other or not.
"we haven't spoken for ages"
"its a crime!"
"we'll have to run off together, get away from the police!"
"yeah, how about new york"
"sure, and we can go line dancing in cowboy boots"

back and forth, scoring bullshit tennis points for random examples
by D81 January 07, 2008
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bullshit profession

A paid job, career, area of expertise, or walk of life that is completely useless both to society and to ones self, in any reasonably rational sense.
UFO videographer is the most bullshit profession ever.
by paul andrews September 12, 2006
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bullshit gene

A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.

It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.

This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.

As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.

Synonyms: Ass clown, pain in the ass, jerk, and prick

Antonyms: Knowledgeable, humble, and intelligent
My friends dad has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks January 17, 2012
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Random bullshit

Something Moon Knight throws at his enemies whenever he feels threatened.
Thugs :"Be careful, man. I hear Moon Knight attacks with all sorts of random bullshit."
"Please, I got him dead to rights. Now to--"
MK: "RANDOM BULSHIT GO!!!!"
by Khonshulover66 December 01, 2021
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